Things you DONT want people to steal.

My beautiful flatmate ellie writes for the School paper (yeah, we all call it school), and her most recent article that she is composing is called 'Things you want people to steal'. So, here is my complimentary post.

Things you DONT want people to steal.

Louise:

• Creative Ideas
• One shoe (has happened to me. Twice)
• Your glasses (again, currently enduring this situation)
• Your boyfriend or love interest (yep, that has happpened to me too!)
• My friends. They can share, but no steal.
  

• Jokes or sarcastic comments (especially when someone hears something you say and then repeats it louder. Rachel just gave me a 5 minute lecture on the frequency of this happening to her). I envision a long blog post on this from her.
  

• Some folks have said 'their dress sense'. Personally I take it as a compliment.

Hannah:

• I hate it when people steal my taste in music.....or pretending to know bands that they dont because I like them....whatever it is they are doing, it makes me angry.
• My life. I don't want to die.
• The bed covers. Plural.
  

Rachel:

• I hate it when people steal my alcohol. that makes me REALLY ANGRY

• People who steal my love of subway, and talk about subway like they know about subway. They don't frickin know about subway

Ellie:

• When drunks try to steal your Thunderbird hat, Blatantly because it is the best costume there.
• Ah and alas my other two rules. "You can take anything you like, all cept My Chocolate and My men."
  

Link to my blog, and a post on taxi drivers here http://everythingtonoone.blogspot.com/2009/02/taxi-drivers-and-recession.html

Posted by: Louise