spoons

SPOOnsSPOOONS SPOOONS

Mic cant find a fricking spoon. But at least she got a RED Envelopppe.
While I got a WHITE enveloppe.
I wud rather have a ruddy antelope than that envelope.
I could eat that perhaps.put it in the microwave as everiting tastes better there!

I got lou's passport the other day.
The DJ made me do alot of things.not those kind of things.

" It was the closing time at the Sports Bar at the medic social, and Louise had passed out in the toilet and got a taxi home ( or soo she says). So the DJ annouces on the mic, (the MIIIKKE not the Michaela.)
anihoo so he goes "is Louise Wood here, you've won a prize!"
Soooo I run up saying "itss me itss me"
but it wasnt so I had to assure him that I was indeed Lou's friend , as I knew her middle name *cough emma*. Alsoo i knew that she lived in St.Marks flat B2.22222... or wortsooeva.
So the Dj was like well u have to dance for the prize. so i did. danced.
THEN he was like dance together...*looks at Jess*. so me and jess danced.
THEN HE was like dance with the bouncer *looks at bouncer*. so i danced at the bouncer. THEN HE WAS like do five star jumps. so i did.
THEN HE WAS LIKE... Here you go *hands over passport of Louise*

VICTORY WAS MINE
THIS IS SPARTA
TONIT WE DINE IN HELL-o jello.

Ellie