Well.

Well. My interpretation of events may differ slightly from those below.

Point 1: Yesterday: Went to Morrisons. Nearly died when I saw the price of cucumber. May have to rethink the whole diet thing. (See point 4) Got lost in Leeds General Infirmary. I am not infirm, just had to go get my blood tested. Walked home. Passed out (not literally, I was saved by rice cakes) DAnced with Gabby and Ellie to youtube videos, much to embarrasment of John*. THEN. in comes micheala at 12am. Very early for such a womanizer. I, Louise, was mid cleaning kitchen when I hear a pitter patter. Or more of a lump-bump-crash. Then i spend the next 5 minutes fussing over micheala who then passes out on her bed.

Ellie:"We have two choices. Move her, or leave her". What a woman. Glad to say micheala is now alive, and is even coming out this evening


Point 2: Today, I met Milos Dad! Agagagagagaga! He is american. This makes me happy. Milo and his dad may come join us on our three way date in the restaurant this evening. How exciting. We are currently compiling a sainsburys shopping list, with WAY too muxh excitement for people under 60. I also watched a documentary aboiut the equator with Hannah E which made me smile, and miss Africa.

Point 3: I think Im going to become vegan. But salad is expensive. Will report back.


From where I am sitting, david tenant is giving me a smug pervy look. this makes me nervous.