Does anyone remember that epic programme 'Through the keyhole"? if not, then the picture beow will disturb rather than remind you:
I have tracked David Dickinson down, and he has agreed to provide an online commentary 'through the keyhole' for our flat. However,because our rooms are wayyyyyy too obvious as to who lives in them, we made the joint decision to play 'Who lives in a cupboard like this?': that is to say, analysing the food cupboards of the b2.2 girls. Also, it is very apropirate, given all of our various obsessions with food.
Numero uno:
DD:Jaffa cakes, pitta bread, and pickeled cabbage. This person clearly has NO IDEA. I approve of the cheerios however. And Jaffa cakes are thought to enhance tan, which i am all for.
Numero Dos:
This person, I have the inclination, prefers collecting food over cooking and eating it. no saucepans or plates to speak of....Pickled ginger? wheat free pasta....fairtrade ricecakes....since when were rice cakes unfair? Soya milk...when was the last time you milked a soy? Gah. what is wrong with you woman.
Number trece:
DD: 2 people = more food right? wrong. these 2 manage to survive on a low budget, due to ultimate domesticity and budget planning. Tacos being a favourite: So whos cupboard is this? look out for the girls with the sombreros...OH..la!
Numero cuatro
DD: Well. This person owns more utensils than food. maybe she enjoys playing kitchen, alike to a 5 year old.
Thanks Dave!
Louise is now going into town to purchase a film about SINGING SLUGGGS! AAAAAAAAH!
love you all
Louise xxx
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