So much to sayyy ANDDDD so much time - excellence.

I have honestly no idea what has overcome the flat, no blog in what 7 days?!?!?!?!?!? Does that mean nothing has happened in a WHOLE week? No possibly not, so why have we neglected our poor blog? I'm not lying when say that this may have reduced me to depression. NO LIES.

Well what can I say? Wednesdayyy me and Hannah went to see the Rumble Strips and she though it a sumptuous idea to jump on stage during the encore - fab times! There she was dancing away and Charlie was pretty aweful of her, it was truly a beautiful moment. Thenn she attempted to crowd surf and fell flat on her assssssssss on stage and then sucessfully completed the task and ended up in the arms of 'X'. A guy we had been stalking from 'Y' as potential boyfriend material. agagaga. Thennn we attended panic in which we were stalked and malestered some seductively creepy mennn, excellent.

The thursdayyy off a town trip went to get Hannah's disposal camera developed...and well they all came out black it was a sad time.

However, we went into place 'Y' to be greeted by a potential 'X' but then it all got very confusing when we werent sure who it was and whether it was them and it was all rather cringeworthy.

Friday, was Idioteque day when Ellie returned from on Otley Run on TOP DRUNKEN FORM. Me Hannah and James were all bon voyaging to Idioteque and played some sickness of a version of Ride the Bus with next dooor and ended up in an excitable state of mind where we spat jam, ryvitia and choco dots all over the floor. Yessssssss. Then we ripped up the newspaper in anger that Ellie's article hadn't be published and then poured out cunting Tom's jam on a plate...and took photos of all these sumptous times.

We ensued to idio where it was AMAAAAAAAZING and I got some sort of narcolepsy shock where I fell asleep on the dancefloor...bad times.

Thennnnnnnnnnnnn (as Hannah is cooling tea and I need to grate some cheese) I'm skipping todayyyy where the summer is hereeeee! Playing frisbee and frolicking in the sun is on the moveeeee. Instead actually, Louise and Ellie are taking photos of each other on their phones....YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I love you all

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx