Follow the East Star

Jah,
I have finallaali realised how 2 get into zis ruddy fing.

Hummm ...........

well lousie wife came 2 stay, in the sseperate bed but i bombarded it aniway.

I hope shee has the gud times, after trip to Croydon-ia where after Lou said she was ill and I took responsible action to chuck her in a black cab with my address written on her arm in black eyeliner. and my alarm code ( which turned out to be wrong)

OK TOP T3n things that have haapens...

1. Pushed a middle age man about wen gropped. no body messes with this foo'
2. Met Famous people Jack Straw and Editor of Times :YUSSSH
3. Managed to get my heel stuck in the gutter of a train station when running for a train, then dismanlted and pulled the guttering along with me.
4. Fell asleep on the train and woke up next to some old lady on the last stop.
5. Saw the Virgins (vip guest list spanku very musch)
6. Had Goldshalaaga shot for the first time
7. Ate a sausage at 3am from a mans trolly cart. and survived sausage.
8. Heard about cake cup, where you can make CAKE in a CUP!
9. I had to ask Ben for a tampon the other day. that was exciting.
10. Replaced rice crispies for Specail K.

tis all ellie xxxxxxxx

miss you lot a lot