MISSING: CAROL, FOUND: TOILETS.

AGAGAGAGAG.

Yesterday was a beautiful day and yet sad as Dennis has left us for the bonny Norfuck. We miss her bad.

Basically, yesterday Breakfast Club occured in Ellie's Room, it was very nice. AHAHA. And then I dropped Hannah off at the train station after she had spent £6 in Marks and Spencers Food. She is weak.

Then I returned to the hood of B2.2, it had been missed. We saw Milo quickly before he darted off on his lady friend date ooooerrrrr!

Then, me and Louise were still analysing where all Ellie's money went. She was poor and yet loaded, just where was all the money??!?!? But then it became clear that she in fact had a child at the youthful age of 11 called Carol. She is currently identified as not in Switzerland. Excellent. But then also on discovery, Ellie has a suitcase full of money under her bed, perhaps Carol is with the suitcase?

In which I revealed to Louise that Carol must have had a rough time of it this weekend under the bed...Ben was over. AHAHAHHAAH.

At 3.30 both me and Louise had personal tutor meetings. Sadness. I had kissed my personal tutor on the cheek at chem ball. And dont remember anything. But the embracing was amazingggg. He said I should do a Year in Industry as I would be missed AWWWWW.

Then tea time came and me, Louise, Ellie, Eskell and Milo joined the Come Dine with Me recreation where Louise buffed up on carbs, Ellie had lentil and bacon soup with tomatoes, Eskell a mixing bowl full of stirfry and I had quiche excellent.

At this dinner table funny funny quotes were had. I cried and lost all foundation on the facial area.

Quotes of the DAY:

"At least it looks like you've been revising and not doing your face"

"Carol" she had lots.

"Want to be vulnerable? Lets cross the savanna"

"BUILDERS vs EARTH"

"Why don't you go for an orange juice then?"
"I'd rather steal an orange from Morrisons for the adrenaline rush"

"Touch my neighbour"

"Who's your daddy"

"Jay Stacey" Ellie drools.

And then we went for a walk to look mine and Dennis' house for next year. In which we got lost. All needed a wee. Got funnier and more weak. It was amazing.

Then we saw a fat old Indian man move like nothing we have ever seen. Amazing.

Then we came home fested on more carbs. Laughed, cried, sleep.

Very nice.

Post: Michaela.

MICELLIES DAy of NOOOOO'thing

Today,

Woke up... 10 am, reccorrd breaking lateness, even mic was up laters then ussuaal.
But then she did have a late night, falling asleep with louise on the faall.
After second breakfast we did the following...

*did washinggg*
*faceblooked*
*'reevised'*
*LUNCH*
[Mic had bought sum weird under the sea creation.
and bought me a milkshake for zee crazings.]

*I also had a shower and theen me and mic went to mass.

Today has been a truely exciting day of abssooluterrly nothing.
tea was exiting with a cereal dessert, and toffee crisp balls, molded by your truely..


p.s
Hannah Montana was amazing.
Musical.Emotional.Beautiffle.


pps.
Sausaaages are good. joolly good.